I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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