mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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