I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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