I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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