I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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