since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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