it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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