If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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