That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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