break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
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I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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