3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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