Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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