Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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