its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
they need to just BURY HIM!
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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