I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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