We should be called the Road Head Warriors
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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