There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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