Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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