its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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