dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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