I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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