Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
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you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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