hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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