your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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