pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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