Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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