I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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