i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
operation harelip BJ is a go
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Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
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There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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