I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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