im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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