oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I need moral support for this bender
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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