David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
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Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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