Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
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I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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