Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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