So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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