she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
we should paint friendship bongs
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