He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Congratulations! We have a period
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