3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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