i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
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i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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