Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Randomize