No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
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God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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