Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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