I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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