No stitches, just platelets and will power
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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