thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He had one of those small greek statue penises
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Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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