my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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