mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
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I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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