I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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