I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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