I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I would ride that face into the sunset
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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